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'I command you all to bow before me!' - Brad Pendergast
'I am the new DevCo hear me ROAR!' - Brad Pendergast
'Good heavens! So much fragmentation! I guess that's what you get when you don't use kbmMW for your 24x7 servers...' - Aleksander Oven
'Guest lecturer Kim Madsen speaks to a larger than expected crowd of programmers willing to give up their BDS-2006 licenses in exchange for other equivalent products at the 2006 Software Engineering and Programming Languages Conference held in Delphi, Greece' - Dave Keighan
'Friends, Romans, Delphinians... This is how big Borland was before they decided to sell off Delphi! Hello, hello, where has everybody gone??' - Kim Bracknell
'Developers, developers, developers, developers!' - Jonathan Neve
'Infinite time stopped beating its heart,
and humans burnt away without Delphi making any noise.
Only one person notices as the world becomes dislocated
and is covered in the flames of ORACLE Guze.
If there is one thing to be left,
it'd be the Delphi agonizing smile filled with existence
if there is one thing to be protected, it'd be Devco Future.' - Dennis Ortiz
'There's only one of you.
No one else can replace you.
Don't wither, you lone flower.
The light doesn't quite shine on you.
It's as if you bloomed in the shade.
All the emotions you've pent-up...
let them out.
There's only one of you.
up until now, from now on, and beyond...
if everyone except you turns againt me...
Even if that time comes,
I, the new DEVCO CEO, protect you to the end. Do not lose,
you lone DELPHI flower.' - Dennis Ortiz
'Developers, developers, developers. Developers, developers, develo.....wait...where's everyone gone....' - Rob Honeywill
'Newbies .... disappear ... like this!' - Lawrence Albertyn
' "Standing in shock after vaporizing his audience"
After years of trying to psychically ignite his neighbors cat it finally works, to his dismay, after gathering a crowd to talk about the new upcoming features of kbmMW 3.0. Investigators are still looking for the roof' - Dan Downs
'ARGHHHHH!!!!! Which way to the top!!!!!' - Network System Solutions
'Damned Time Machine... Wrong Century' - Network System Solutions
'Maybe now I'm here you can tell me "What does it all mean?"' - Network System Solutions
'My fellow thespians i am here' - Network System Solutions
'The big screen would look good right here' - Network System Solutions
'Frozen in time' - Network System Solutions
'Hey ho hey ho' - Network System Solutions
'Kim Channels Plato' - Mark Hutchinson
'Kim describes new amphitheater memory management' - Mark Hutchinson
'Kim describes new hemi-memory management' - Mark Hutchinson
'Connecting with the past' - Mark Hutchinson
'Going Greek' - Mark Hutchinson
'Arguing Delf-ee vs. Delf-eye in Greece' - Mark Hutchinson
'Arguing Delf-ee vs. Delf-eye to an indifferent audience' - Mark Hutchinson
'The waterfall model just doesn't work for me!' - Johnnie Norsworthy
'Kim Madsen conducts the invisible Components4Developers symphony. Playing kbmMW’s Opus Number 3.0 we can hear the applause of the audience [users] as the melody [data] is smoothly passed from the strings [Database] to the brass [Win32 Clients] and over to the woodwinds [Web Clients] and returned. The multi tiered structure of Opus Number 3.0 is a pleasure for the musicians to play [developers to use] and lets the audience listen to the sounds [access data] at the amphitheater [in the building] or over the web.' - Robert Baker
'Make it so!' - Ledger Accounting Software
'Alas, in a split-second this man will realize he has finally caught up to the invisible circus elephant that was walking away from him.
The good news is that he can still save a bunch of time by using KbmMW' - John M. Jacobson aka Captain Jake
'You can tweak all the invisible knobs you want. Once time is lost, you can't get it back. Better use kbmMW while you still can.' - John M. Jacobson aka Captain Jake
'Trip to Delphi: $3000. Consulting with the Oracle: $50. Realizing that you can use kbmMW to save time in your distributed software development processes: priceless.' - John M. Jacobson aka Captain Jake
'Delayed by a bad choice of middleware, Plato is a little late to class. Should've used kbmMW.' - John M. Jacobson aka Captain Jake
'Invisible women can be fun, even if they have grown quite wide.' - John M. Jacobson aka Captain Jake
'Captain Jake addreses his fans.' - John M. Jacobson aka Captain Jake
'What the hell, I am doing here?' - Günter Kieninger
'I'd like to welcome everybody attending this seminar on advanced 2-tier development...' - Dejan Stanic
'...maybe, just maybe, saying the talk would be in Delphi WAS slightly confusing' - David Perkins
'Beta test of Human Scarecrow(tm) v0.1 successful' - David Perkins
'Greeks unimpressed by mime.' - David Perkins
'...and that concludes my talk on TkbmMWHowToLookSuaveAndSophisticatedWhilstVisitingHistoricalLandMarks.' - David Perkins
'I have used the competitor's product(s) and I am not going to take it any more!' - Ledger Accounting Software
'An Audience, An Audience, My Kingdom for an Audience!' - Eric W Carman
'You may be wondering why I called you here.' - Eric W Carman
'I'm early! I get the best seat!' - Eric W Carman
'Freeze!' - Eric W Carman
'Where do I hook up my dlp projector for my powerpoint slides?' - David Charron
'Yea, and I say unto thee, follow me ...' - Malcolm Cheyne
'Stupendous music that brings smiles to the ears
Stunning code that brings more cheers to the smiles
Viva la *kbm!' - Venkatesh
'Whats wrong?, What I do in this place?' - Sean Brunner
'I'm coming, I'm coming, this darn deodorant should be dry any moment now!' - Curt Krueger
'My fellow Fleas, the Dog was THIS big!' - Curt Krueger
'From the Wife of the almighty programming "God" Kim.. "A little more to the right!"' - Curt Krueger
'Command a larger audience with kbmMW' - Barry McClure
'Reach a larger audience with kbmMW' - Barry McClure
'Veni, Vidi, Delphi' - Warrick Wilson
'Kim is disappointed to find out that "Delphi 2006" is _not_ a rock festival... ' - Warrick Wilson
'You have the right to remain silent. Should you wave this right, anything you code can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to a programming tool. If you can not afford one, one will not be provided. Do you understand these rights?' - John Jacobsen
'Adaptation is important for survival in these modern times, but some people are slow to react. This guy was frisked by police five hours ago. His truck was towed four hours ago. His audience died 2500 years ago.' - John Jacobsen
'Dude! That's a bee on your back, not a gun!' - John Jacobsen
'BorCon 2007 - 1 year after successful completion of the divestiture ...' - Zenon
'Kim makes the synapse TCP/IP messaging transports disappear' - David Perkins
'.... and THIS will happen if you set format to ZIPPED' - Dusan Majkic

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Kim always provide lengthy explanation. He really knows this business.

Hey, this is actually bringing the fun back to programming!!!!! ...
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